"And I'm proud to be an American,where at least I know I'm free.And I won't forget the men who died,who gave that right to me".-- Lee Greenwood...

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Top Ten Things Overheard in Line to See the New Indiana Jones Movie10."Indy's so old in this one, his whip needs Cialis"9. "185 million dollar budget — there better be so...

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"The city of Canton, Ohio wants to impose jail sentences on homeowners who don’t mow their lawns. Residents say this is unfair because watching grass grow is the most e...

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"All I know is that the show's not over until the curtain comes down, the lights go out, and everybody has left the theater."
-- Bob Herbert

"A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat".
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"Lead the least secretive life you can."
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"IKEA is like Lego's for grown-ups." -- Chris Bergman, via @chrisbergman-----Check out my other blogs:Daniel Johnson, Jr.Get That Job!Journey Inside My Mind BlogJourney Inside My Mind PodcastQuotesBlogTwitter.com/danieljohnsonjrC...

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